What to do if you are a guy and you turn 33

Read a 72 foot sign with 33 reasons why you are

great while talking to yo Mama in Georgia

Eat a 6 layer piece of chocolate cake from Claim Jumpers. Or look at it while your children and wife eat it.



Get a gym membership for pennies because your woman knows how to wheel and deal

Wish that your wife could take a 3 week vacation to the Bahamas for all her awesomeness.