A to Z

you know how sometimes your mind wanders? and you really have to figure out how you got from A to the letter Z? and thinking about that sequence really cracks you up? ya. i don't do that either.

case in point:

A) these are really good cashews that i'm eating
B) almost as good as the ones I get at Pike Place Market
C) but not quite
D) oh i love Pike Place
E) man, I need to go there again soon
F) i am almost out of my favorite body massage stuff
G) what's it called again?
H) honey? what's that awesome muscle rub we use? Moon Valley. oh ya. i love that stretch mark lotion bar. not that it did me any good. gosh that kid of mine road-mapped me.
I) where is he anyway? it's too quiet.
J) i don't want to know.
K) that makes me remember when i caught that guy stealing the muscle rub.
L) i totally rocked that joint
M) i was like, woa man! you better put that back!
N) he was like, what?
O) i was like, ya, I saw you punk!
P) he was like, quick as a rabbit out of there before i could tell on him
Q) but i made sure the lady at the counter knew how i was her hero
R) she said, wow! thanks.
S) she could have at least given me something for free
T) i would totally give the person who was my hero something for free
U) isn't that just bad manners if you don't? i would be so embarrassed if i was her for being so inconsiderate. i would feel so icky inside. i wouldn't be able to look at myself in the mirror. i would just go mirror-less forever...losing all consciousness of my physical appearance. it would match my heart.
V) makes me remember how i have really got to talk to my daughter about brushing her hair better.
W) it makes me look so bad as a mother to have my daughter's hair all snaggled and crap out in public.
X) i have got to stop saying crap. my son always calls me out on it.
Y) boy, that kid wears me out
Z) i am so tired.


you?