Hey mom I was just wondering since you signed me up for swimming I just wanted to know when we are going to buy a new bathing suit because I have outgrown mine because I am a size large in shirts and I am a size 10 in pants so I need a new bathing suit and I love ya bye.
I guess I didn't know that she had grown even though she went up 2 sizes in the last 6 months. And I didn't have to constantly buy more jeans. And that she has been bugging me for a new bathing suit for 4 months. Nope. I had no idea.
So the swimming suit season drama begins.
And if you haven't given me 30 comments of 30th birthday advice yet--well, you better go do it quick. I'm not getting any younger.
I received a text from my mother-in-law that sex is better in your 30's. Good to know. Good to know.