Monday, September 27, 2010

Oops I did it again

I was thrilled to find a bra for super cheap on my excursion to Target this past weekend.  I say excursion because that is the exact description of any of my trips there. 

Put everything in the store in my cart. 
Sort through what I actually need and put back. 
Find other things to put in my cart and check out.  
Hand checkout lady items I need to put back.
Say, "wow, my son must have thrown these in here when I wasn't looking."
Like that lovely pair of yellow suede ballet shoes with chic turquoise broach on toe.

Back to my bra.

Uncomfortable yet?

It looked cute and comfy and hello, darling! on the clearance rack.
I wore it once already and it was so comfy that I was happy to wear it again.
So I began putting it on.
Suddenly, I screamed.
Rowdy looked at me in a sleepy haze. 
He said, "You did it again, didn't you?"
I lamented, "WHO DOES STUFF LIKE THIS? 
 I must be the biggest moron on the face of the earth."

I accidentally bought myself a nursing bra, people. 

I haven't nursed in 4 years.

*****

I need some Nutella.

NOW.



 

9 comments:

Pasion Family said...

Soooo Funny!!!

Evelyn @ Hanging by a Silver Lining said...

LOL!!! Is your body subconsciencelessly trying to tell you something??

Charlotte said...

That is so funny. That you've done it twice is awesome. Before you ever buy any shirts at the mall, make sure you didn't accidentally walk into the Motherhood.

Cherie said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha OH MY GOSH that is SO funny!!!
At least you could use it to air out the girls when it gets hot! Hee hee

Stef said...

ROFL...Those things ARE comfortable and maybe your body is trying to tell you...it is time. Kidding.
And your trip to Target sounds like mine. Only mine is more loud and more like hearding sheep.
Thanks for the laugh!!

Amy said...

Target sells nursing bras??? I couldn't find one the other day!
Hahaha, this was great.
Awesome. Hey, at least the bra is comfortable, right? Who cares if it's detachable?

Jocelyn Christensen said...

LOL!

Jocelyn Christensen said...

LOL!

Jenifer said...

I have nursed for so long that I am REALLY looking forward to buying a regular bra... but truly I am afraid of this same thing happening to me. I am just drawn to the nursing ones :) Glad I am no alone!

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