Me: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Is it a Lion?
Me: Is it a parrot?
Me: Is it a panda bear?
Me: I give up... What is it?
Kai: It's got stripes and a furry mane. It's a LIGER.
Me: You should have heard what Kai said today. He said his favorite animal is a Liger--like from Napoleon Dynamite.
Rowdy: Ha. That's funny!
Me: I didn't have the heart to tell him it wasn't real.
Rowdy: It is real.
Me: No it's not.
Rowdy: Yes it is.
Me: If that's true than it won't be funny anymore. The only thing that made that part in Napoleon Dynamite funny is that I thought it was some crazy made-up animal.
Rowdy: Well it's real.
Me: No way. I'm gonna google it.
Sometimes I wish you would LIE to me.